Zombie Crush

broken_teacup @ 2006-02-08T13:22:00

2006-02-08T21:22:58Z

I am at work.

It is too quiet.

#8 is the reason I never had a girlfriend.

2006-01-15T01:01:34Z

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melanie!

The international dialling code for Melanie is 672!

Melanie is only six percent water.

On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Melanie!

Melanie will always turn right when leaving a cave.

Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Melanie into a volcano it would stop erupting.

In Chinese, the sound 'Melanie' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!

Only one person in two billion will live to be Melanie!

Tradition allows women to propose to Melanie only during leap years!

Olympic badminton rules say that Melanie must have exactly fourteen feathers!

A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Melanie!

broken_teacup @ 2005-12-29T14:17:00

2005-12-29T22:18:06Z

my livingroom is beautiful.

Need help (the hair kind!)

2005-12-19T01:04:12Z

I need one of you lovely hair artists to help get Corwyn's 'do in shape. He needs a cut and possibly dye and streaks. we have all the color stuff needed. There will be compensation, we jsut can't afford salon prices.

If anyone's interested, let me know. I'd like to get it done before he goes back to school.

broken_teacup @ 2005-12-10T16:52:00

2005-12-11T00:52:50Z

So who's going to be out tonight?

I'm working on it...

hee!

2005-12-08T01:22:06Z

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

Last week, I stopped ambrielsfire from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In September, I exposed bjorker to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In January, I fed adderroo to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon respectabiggle (65 points). In November, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (495 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
broken_teacup

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

firstinhell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-30T22:01:00Z

Drew needs you to call him ASAP!
Very urgent.

Wheee!

2005-11-23T20:41:24Z

Drew brought home a glorious pink Chanel handbag from the travel line. I want to keep it sooooo bad, but damn! I could buy a month of groceries for what that thing cost originally.

*sigh*
It's so cute, I keep looking for snags so I can keep it, but it's perfect!
Plus, I never go anywhere. I don't really need a Chanel handbag.
*grumble*

So if anyone's a purse whore like me...

broken_teacup @ 2005-11-18T11:38:00

2005-11-18T19:39:46Z

Evangeline now has bottom as well as top teeth.

And is learning how to use them.

ow.
ow.
ow.

Update re:burtlo

2005-11-17T01:42:33Z

Yeah, I'm keeping these public on the off chance he may see it.

His number I have is disconnected, he isn't answering e-mail. Fuck.

If anyone can find a way to get Corwyn's stuff back, let me know.

I am seriously tired of this bullshit.

Help!

2005-11-14T22:51:04Z

I need to get ahold of Frank (burtlo). It's been 6 months, and I don't know that his e-mail is still the same.

Any of you who still talk to him, could you tell him to call, and leave a # if we're not home. Corwyn really wants his stuff back that he left there. Also, he wants to give Bryan his game back.

This is highly important. Corwyn is having a very hard time with this stuff.

Thanks.

broken_teacup @ 2005-11-12T11:49:00

2005-11-12T19:50:12Z

Larabars. PBR. Cuddly babies. Jane Eyre. Cuddly husband.

Yeah, it was a good night.

broken_teacup @ 2005-11-11T22:55:00

2005-11-12T07:00:46Z

Evangeline has 4 (almost 5) teeth now, and I've escaped being bitten all but 3 times so far. Heh...now that I've said that, expect the worst, eh?

We've been really busy lately, so other than kid and family stuff, not much is going on. Boys are wonderful. Brendy is still struggling with his temper, but is getting better at allowing himself to be redirected when it's getting bad.
Corwyn is just a damn good kid. Don't know how else to put it.

We may be giving them seperate rooms again. Feh. This sucks because Evangeline will be big enough for her own room soon, and we don't quite have the space for that.
We'll have to see what we can come up with.

I'm going a bit stir-crazy what with monkey wrangling all day, but I still believe it's the best thing in the world.

Hopefully Drew is bringing me Larabars and a scary movie. I hope it's truly frightening, and not silly. I want to be tense about fiction instead of reality tonight.

ZOMBIES!

2005-11-04T19:28:38Z

http://www.webpark.ru/comments.php?id=8678

Inspiring costume idea?

2005-10-29T06:08:48Z

http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local_story_300112352.html

but would it work with a pink octopus-baby??

broken_teacup @ 2005-10-18T17:21:00

2005-10-19T00:21:40Z

Happy anniversary to us!

One year...damn that went fast!

silly

2005-10-14T02:56:40Z

My japanese name is 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 愛恵 Itoe (bless with love).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Bunny teeeth!

2005-10-11T21:40:28Z

The second tooth is now through as well.

I fear the bite. Yes.

Thanks for the heads up, stone_princess

2005-10-10T04:02:01Z

http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/movies_specials/byron/byron.jsp

I love Byron.
I also very much like Johnny Lee Miller.

Happy wicked thoughts!

favorite quote of the moment:

2005-09-24T23:40:35Z

"People say, `You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could." - Helena Bonham Carter

Hee Hee... It's funny 'cause it's true!

Hilarious ad:

2005-09-24T03:19:33Z

Warning: It has a boob in it.
http://www.breastfeeding.com/art_gallery/art_images/ad.html

Funny!

2005-09-24T02:14:13Z

Five Benefits of Mothers Milk

A young medical student is given his final examination on human reproduction.

After reading Question 1; "Give five reasons why a mother's milk is better than a cows milk for a newborn baby?"; he recalled four and quickly wrote them down in his exam book.

1. A mother's milk is more nutritious; it contains better balance of fats, carbohydrates and proteins for the newborn;

2. A mothers milk contains a mix of vitamins that more closely aligns to a human baby's needs.

3. A mothers milk contains immunological agents that will help the newborn fight bacteria, viruses and other infections.

4. Breast feeding is more nurturing and better developmentally for the child. Stumped, frustrated and running out of time, he searched his mind for a fifth reason. After pondering the question for an agonizing five minutes, he quickly scribbled a fifth response:

5. The milk is delivered in a warm and "really cute" cup.

He got an "A" on the exam.

(author unknown)

Wow...

2005-09-18T01:10:23Z

1 month till our first aniversary.
Awww...
We're still sappy idiots!

broken_teacup @ 2005-09-01T19:01:00

2005-09-02T01:55:38Z

The stories I'm hearing about dehydrated babies dying in N.O. makes me wish I lived closer.

I'd donate my boobs easily.

Fuck.

I am going to have to quit watching the news...

broken_teacup @ 2005-08-28T23:13:00

2005-08-29T06:06:30Z

Grrrrr.Arrrgh.